The Zombie says, "Braaaaains." - Zombies in the Stacks: A Pathfinder
In the tradition of "Talk Like a Pirate Day," I'm wondering if there should be a "Talk Like a Zombie Day" in Zomtober.  Then again, there are various cities with their respective Zombie Crawls where people can celebrate Zomtober by dressing up like the undead and drilling their fellow humans in how to behave during a zombie attack.  For the little ones who may find it easier to blend into the horde, consider this teaching tool by Steve Mockus.
That's right, that little keypad on the side is so that you can listen to proper zombie pronunciation. Inflection in Zomspeak is very important.  Raarrhrg is an entirely different word than RaaRRhrg, and the last thing you'd want to do is say something offensive or awkward that would blow your cover.

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